Head Squeezer
The New Encyclopaedia of words and phrases that should be adopted in the workplace if they haven't already. Head Squeezer: an outside influence that distorts your understanding of what needs to be achieved to complete a task.
Tuesday, November 6, 2012
H.I.K.E. route
The 'H.I.K.E (Help Is Kindly Encouraged) route' is the walk taken by an individual when needing to solve a problem. Having been stumped by how to escape from the impending doom of not solving the situation themselves assistance is sought from colleagues. A walk around to office looking for willing colleagues to help talk through and solve the problem.
Saturday, July 7, 2012
Tuesday, June 26, 2012
Round Zero
Stating the bloody obvious, i.e. is a zero, round? Of course it is!
I think we have had a 'round zero' moment. Teaching grandmother to suck eggs again. To be avoided at all costs as too many round zero moments leads to reduced team spirit.
Tuesday, May 15, 2012
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Now here's a character who never knew when he was going to squeeze his own head.
Now here's a character who never knew when he was going to squeeze his own head.
Tuesday, January 3, 2012
Cube blading
The act of giving the cold shoulder to new office arrivals. Derived from Ice Cube and Shoulder Blade. Sometimes unintentional in offices where verbal communication is kept to a minimum as common practice.
Monday, December 26, 2011
Shooting party
The collection of individuals who take delight in pointing and clicking cameras at works social events in order to capture less flattering moments. They are the vocational equivalent of the paparazzi. Most prevalent during the Christmas festive period but can be rallied into action at other occasions. Far more dangerous in more recent years as the rise of social networking has provided a vehicle for unexpected delivery of unwanted / damaging imagery.
Saturday, December 24, 2011
Toxic toucher
An individual who can bring a situation to a stand still as soon as they appear at the scene. 'The toxic toucher is here, the project is doomed'.
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