H.I.K.E. route

The 'H.I.K.E (Help Is Kindly Encouraged) route' is the walk taken by an individual when needing to solve a problem. Having been stumped by how to escape from the impending doom of not solving the situation themselves assistance is sought from colleagues. A walk around to office looking for willing colleagues to help talk through and solve the problem.

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Round Zero

Stating the bloody obvious, i.e. is a zero, round? Of course it is! I think we have had a 'round zero' moment. Teaching grandmother to suck eggs again. To be avoided at all costs as too many round zero moments leads to reduced team spirit.

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Cube blading

The act of giving the cold shoulder to new office arrivals. Derived from Ice Cube and Shoulder Blade. Sometimes unintentional in offices where verbal communication is kept to a minimum as common practice.